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The T

An incredibly humiliating and demeaning yet fulfilling sexual position that creates a T like shape. To perform the T, said female partner, must lay face up on a stiff surface, then her loving thankful partner mounts her face in a perpendicular manner, forcefully entering the oral cavity repeatedly with his penis. This allows for surprise esophageal insemination and the freedom for the male to stay preoccupied, such as watching television, playing video games, or watching porn to compensate for standards not met in the experience

I gave my girlfriend the T for the first time last night. She broke up with me this morning.

by Smoka-bowla September 8, 2009

116๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


:T

Similar to :/ , but better.

Also a worthless cool emoticon, like :u and :y and of the sort.

"So what are you going to do for your Birthday?"
"I don't know yet. :T"

"Do you like rock music?"
"Sorta, I guess. :T"
"Oh."

by kuzey November 27, 2009

43๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


The T

A term used by the early gay community circa 1970-1989 that indicated some one was the "T"alk of the "T"own, hence the "T". The term was often used by female impersonators to describe a fellow impersonator that did an exceptionally good job on stage in a live lip syncipated performance which was talked about in the gay circles for long periods of time. The term grew to define any memorable person whos actions were or would soon be largely talked about in the gay circles. Also a person who was popular in the gay comunity would be talked about may have been refered to as The "T"

Mary, did you see Miss things Patty Labelle performance last night? She P'd on stage! She was the "T" last night!

Girl friend, that party you threw was fabulous, the way you have your new apartment decorated is the deal and that new husband of yours is to die for! You are the T!

by Moca Loca June 17, 2006

110๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


>:T

an angry pout.

originates from anime.

"Darkness.. or should I say.. Lalatina"
">:T"

by crewly March 19, 2020


Tโ‚€

Read as Trumpโ€™s naught or reproduction number. The total number of people Donald J. Trump had infected and is likely to infect in coming days and weeks, because he selfishly and vaingloriously refuses to protect others by wearing a face mask and to isolate himself, when he is still not corona-free and is contagious to others.

Based on media reports, the White House superspreaderโ€™s Tโ‚€ among his entourage has so far been no fewer than a dozen victims.

by MathPlus October 9, 2020

62๐Ÿ‘ 130๐Ÿ‘Ž


T

N. crystal meth. Often used to refer specifically to 1/16 ounce of crystal meth (half an eight ball). The term originated as follows: "crystal" was referred to as "christina;" "christina" was shortened to "tina," which was shortened to T. --tina syn.

Tweaker 1: Dude, you know anyone who's selling? I wanna get a T.
Tweaker 2: Yeah, I got a contact. Lemme get her number.

by Kile Martin January 31, 2007

505๐Ÿ‘ 328๐Ÿ‘Ž


T

Testosterone, as used by those who say it often enough to warrant abbreviation, e.g. bros hoping to bulk up.

"My T levels are insane. Gonna bench 300."
"Don't eat soy bro, bad for your T."

by goodantelope September 25, 2013

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