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The girl or guy on the team that is your best-friend. The person to hug you when your mad about a call and hit you when you aren't paying attention. There in the hospital when you break a leg and there to bail you out when you get drunk and hit a girl in the after party. In the end the person you are made for in the derby universe.
Mickey Mouse is Darth Vader Derby Wife. You can tell by how they argue lol.
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Derby Street is a strip mall in Hingham, MA. It has over priced stores and really annoying people. It just like the mall expect, it is outside and 100% more annoying. Instead of mall rats you have stupid rich teeny bopper hoes who rock their north face jackets and Ugg boots with their seven jeans. Derby Street is gay plain and simple. It is full of well to do mothers who pretend like they are Marc Jacob models while shopping in Ann Taylor Loft with their screaming infants, next stop Baby Gap! During the Christmas season Derby Street blasts Christmas music and has people dress as santa and harass people. Even when it is not the holidays Derby Street blasts classic music through out the whole strip mall. On one side of Derby Street you have expensive stores and on the other half you have shitty ass Kolhs. If you like rich MILFS, Range Rovers, and classical music this place is for you. Make sure you stop at REI get yourself a north face fleece then go to the Shoe Market and grab some Uggs then you can truly call yourself cool! Just go the South Shore Plaza it has a Forever 21 and people don’t think they are the shit because they are shopping outside in Hingham.
Rich Kid: Mom lets go to Derby Street I need a new ipod and overpiced jeans!
MILF: OK! Let me dress like I am 21 and be a whore at Crate & Barrel!!!!!!
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Moms with tandem and double baby strollers bashing everything in a narrow-aisle Dollar Store
It was Stroller Derby the whole day, the entire store is a wreck!
Alternate name for banging a bitch good and proper - riding a bird like you are in the Kentucky Derby
Mane A: "How did you go with your date last night brother?"
Mane B: "Brother I got some mad Bird Derby, bitch was thirsty!"
Roller derby term. The team-mate who will ride in the ambulance with you when you break yourself.
"Tina's my derby wife, she came to hospital with me when I broke my ankle."
An event in which men compete to see whom can get the most oral sex in a 24 hour span.
Do you remember the year that Mike won the dome derby?
When a fat bearded man puts a suction cup dildo on the table and begins to go to town on it with his mouth and slapping himself in the face with it, while a female records it.
Last night Tyler performed a dirty derby with June, he used a 12inch monster in the kitchen.