When you play the popular cartoon game Fortnite and then proceed to get destroyed by an RNG source that has nothing to do with your own awful aim.
For fuck sake, I just got Fortnited again...
Fortnite is a game where 2 year olds who don't shower grind 24/7, this game is for fucking crackheads who are high on candle wax.
Timmy:"Hey want to play FORTNITE"
Bob:"do I look gay?"
The game which is killing millions.
My kid is addicted to Fortnite, I'm just about to kill myself
A popular shooter game that causes autism
If you play fortnite go to the doctor immediately
A game that if you post your wins from it on your Snapchat story you are completely unable to get pussy, it's like a magical barrier.
Ron's Snapchat story:
(Shows #1 victory royal) Easy dubs π
Evan: Wow he gets no pussy.
Linda: that's why I rejected him because all he does is post Fortnite wins.
Sarah: I'm not even a guy but I get more pussy!
kid:fortnite ROCKS
any sane human being: pick a god, and start praying
1π 1π
The reasons why breakups happen in 2018
Fortnite.
Girl : itβs me or that game
Boy: ok bye