No Google

When you can answer a seemingly difficult question from memory and without the aid of a search engine.

Especially used when others call shenanigans on your vast repository of trivial knowledge.

Friend: Hey, who's that dude that does the voice of Shaggy?

Me: Casey Kasem... No Google!

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googleful

A word popularized by Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg on the MTV Movie Awards. He acted as the founder of Google and told Jessica Alba, the hostess, that she was one of the most searched women online on a funny sketch.

Then he replied "You're googleful, you're googleful, it's true" in the rythm of the famous James Blunt "You're Beautiful" song.

#1: I heard Jessica Simpson gets searched on yahoo like 24/7
#2: It's because she's googleful, she's googleful
#1: it's true

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Google+

A shitty app that desperately tries to become a decent social media website when in reality the only way they've ever earned the amount of users they have is because of how they latch onto YouTube like a leech or else nobody would care about it's existence (and rightfully so). It features:
-Awful platforming and organization.
-Shit people without any form of social life
-The holy grail of horny, roleplaying 10 year olds and up.

We all hope that any active Google+ user never actually reproduces in real life. Or else the future of our planet will be filled with sensitive snobs who have trouble connecting with other human beings who attention seeks at every opportunity they could take.

Joe: Wow! Google+ is an amazing app! I love talking with pathetic nobodies!
John: Please get laid, Joe.

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Google

A unstoppable empire of evil disguised as a popular internet search engine. Google has been effectivly taking over the internet superpowers that could help stop it's evil advance to global domination.

Dude 1: "did you hear Google just bought youtube?"

Dude 2: yeah, it's like Google's trying to take over the internet, one website at a time.

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Googled

The act of searching any part of the Google Network

A state of mind, ie Your so googled

I googled THPS3 soundtrack and The Ace of Spades is in it.

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google

God; present everywhere and knows all

1: What is the meaning of life?
2: Allknowing Google will know the answer.

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Googling

Walking around at night stealing random and useless objects from yards and establishments and dropping them elsewhere along your travels.

I went GOOGLING the other night and a cop drove by.

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