ned

ned = non edcated delinquent, to be honest this statment probaly compliments the majority if neds' intelligences. Basically a large group of cowards that think they're 'hard' because they drink. They are cowards because:-
1 they won't fight unless out-numberring their 'victim' by atleast 3:1
2 they hav to at least 2years older than the person they are fighting
3 always carry a knife

neds are also unable to dre themselves. They all hav very strong speech impedements basically all the say is fuck and mumble.

neds are basically scottish chavs

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ned

a rare bird from new guinea

look its a ned bird!

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NED

Short for "National Emo Day", among other things.

National Emo Day always takes place on December the 19th, and is celebrated all around the world, by emo's and non-emos alike.

It is a day for emos to celbrate their sub-culture, and for non-emos to pretend to be emo, for a day. Sometimes people use the day, as an excuse to mock emo's, but it was never intended for that purpose.

NED

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ned

constantly sipping on straight chlorine. definitely believes the hype. huggable.
ned = no evidence (of) disease. take with that what you will.
squishy white guy. and if you don’t understand this will be very weird.

person 1: “my dying wish is to hug ned”
person 2: “same bro”

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Ned

Big Aussie Bloke which likes to shoot bush turkeys and hates the teachers and the girls love his cock

Ned kelly the greatest aussie

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Ned

A Fun, Awesome, Baller, who likes to have a good time

That guy is such a Ned

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ned

a little tiny town in the middle of the mountains, CO where the completely ridiculous holiday "Frozen Dead Guy Days" takes place every March. Also known to be home to some of the world's largest stoners.

"Where are you from?"
"Ned."
"You don't look like a weed-smokin' hippie..."

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