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Parker’s the type of guy to dry hump a dog for talent show in the 3rd grade
“HEY LOOK ITS PARKER DRY HUMPING THAT POOR POOR DOG”
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sticking your finger in someones ass as a joke, started by the kid who did it to himself and took a picture of it
*sticks finger in ass* PARKER!
oh man, i just got parkered!
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Parker is bad at baseball and is a person who trys to make a girl not like a person he also is realy salty he is so salty that when he jumps in a lake the lake turns into a ocean
That is a parker over there
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A man who tends to have a "horse" related phase, due to his abnormally sized schlong and huge physique, which often leads him to identify as one. A Parker has a heart of gold and isn't afraid to show you his horse mask he keeps in his garage. If you love horses and mahoosive Willie's, this man is perfect for you.
Person 1: Whos that idiot with the horse mask and the huge package?
Person 2: Thats just my mate Parker, I swear thats a snake down there, did you know he loves horses?
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