1)A person who is likes an EXTREMELY LARGE amount of semen for the pleasure of getting cock all the time.
2) Or a girl you want to have sexual relations with to the extent that you coat her in a thick layer of semen.
1) Dude I hope you choke on some guys dick you Jizz Rooster
2)That girl is so hot I am going to make her my Jizz Rooster tonight.
Did you hear about Merl Cook? I heard he came out as a rooster thief!
A totally screwed situation, to where there is very little hope into restoring the natural order before the situation.
Command: "Whats the situation down there?"
Soldier: "It's a Total Rooster Fuck! WERE SURROUNDED!!!"
When you live in an urban area and the crackheads wake you up in the morning
crackhead in background: “hey f you the government stole my identity”
You: look out your window as they disappear “that urban rooster just woke me up”.
A big, fat, engorged cock with ginger pubes.
Roger did my ass with this fat rooster.
I sucked my uncle’s fat rooster.
Simultaneous vomiting and diarrhea, giving the appearance of a roosters beard and tail.
Ugh, I ate at chinese food from QQ's last night. As soon as I was done I raced home, ripped my clothes off, jumped in the shower and released the Full Rooster.
This is the scientific term for getting an endoscopy and colonoscopy at the same time
My stomach hurt so much, I had to get a reverse rooster