non-winner

A softened alternative to loser typically used on game shows. Though more politically correct, it generally ends up sounding condescending.

Alex Trebek:...and let's hear it for today's non-winners.

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winners podium

When you hold your thumb over your japs eye and let the cum squirt out over a girls face. Just like they do with champagne on a winners podium.

Abdul, look at the tall hot girl over there.

Yeah Muhammad, hot but tall. To come on her face I'd have to use the winners podium technique.

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Poor Winner

A poor winner is a person or a team that will gloat in an arrogant fashion after winning a championship.

Tbe Boston Bruins are poor winners, because of their pompous and arrogant attitude.

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Gracious Winner

1. noun: One who wins a competition while maintaining courtesy and respect for his/her opponent and refrains from excessive shit talking.
See Also: Ronbo

Ronbo won the championship again, but it's cool. He didn't shove I my face all day, like Brandon would have. Ronbo is such a gracious winner.

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winner of #bb14

Winner of #bb14 will be Rahul Vaidya. As Salman Khan also said Rahul is the only contestant who has all quality of winning

Winner of #bb14 will be #RahulVaidya

Spin a Winner

To roll a splff, doobie, joint or dean martin.

man1: Have you got any smoke?
Man2: Yeah
Man1: Spin a winner then!

You're Winner!

1) Derives from the horrible, horrible PC game, Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, quite possibly the worst game ever created. When you won (which was every race), a 3 handled golden trophy would come up along with huge lettering "YOU'RE WINNER!". When you raced again, the term wouyld come up, even though you didn't win yet.

2) Used as sarcasm

1) Big Rigs: Off the Road Racing sucks

2) Guy 1: "So I knocked up this underaged girl the other day."

Guy 2: "Wow. YOU'RE WINNER!"

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