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Kick-ass Electro DJ/Producer from Turkey spotted by 17:44 Records.
Did you check out Captain Zap's new track?
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To have sex with an extremely rotund female. She must be fat and usually found in a bar around closing time.
"Hey Andy, what did you do last night?"
"Oh I went to the bar, and zip zap paddywhacked!"
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The act of one person jacking off then waiting to they start to cum, hooking up jumper cables and receiving an electric shock that isn't enough to kill them and is more than enough to make the orgasm worth the pain.
"Do you remember Tanya?"
"Yeah that bitch is crazy, but on the upside she gave me an awesome zapping milk fountain."
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To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"
"Oh you know. I went out to a Bar and Zip Zap Paddywhack"
"Sweet I love fat whores too!"
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n.)a series of words (which may be used in any order) stated in a sarcastic manner in order to point out the lack of sense or humor in a ponk or zinger (see ponk and zinger)
may be followed by a questioning "what?"; ponk or zinger may follow the last word of the three, pending the type of joke or statement in question, though this may uneccesarily elongate the phrase, which will ultimately deduct from its humor
guy 1: dude, i felt so stupid after failing that test...
guy 2: ur mom felt so stupid after faling my test!
guy 3: Oh! burn-zap-thwack...zinger!(said in an excited yet evidently sarcastic manner)what?
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in simple terms popeyes chicken
tom: did you pick up my shiznittle zip zap dibbledobble
ed: no
tom:... fuck you
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The act of zapping one's dumb ass, with electricity or another form of unstable, powerful energy.
Guy 1: Yo bitch wassup?
Guy 2: Zap yo dumb ass (Zaps his dumb ass)
Guy 1: Acckkrrggg (Dies/enters comatose state)
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