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When you poo in such a way that the water from the toilet splashes and touches your butthole
That Mexican food really exploded out and redneck bidet'd me on the initial splasher.
When the contact of faeces with toilet water results in a splash of water directly hitting theanus while defecating.
Pablo: Man, I hate it when my ass gets hit with backsplash; especially when I’m squatting over a public toilet, avoiding ass cheek contact with the seat, like an MJ dance move.
Mateo: It’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the asshole.
Tomas: Yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.
The act of washing your bum by:
Flushing > Waiting for it to fill back up > Then Splashing yourself with the new water.
After that Shart, only the redneck bidet could save me.
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Act of cleansing one's anus scooping water from the toilet with your hand - instead of "standing dirty".
Charlie performed a turkish bidet when he ran out of toilet paper in the bus station bathroom.
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the act of cleaning ones anus, post defacation, with a high powered water gun or hose
Did you hear? Because of Dough's surgery, he's having trouble wiping. We should buy him a super soaker so his wife can give him an Alabama Bidet
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When you take a dump in a port o let and the splash of blue water shoots up your butt before your sphincter can close.
My ass is still stained blue from the Wakulla bidet I got at the Wakulla County fair.
A water feature commonly found in a park that can be used to clean the bottom of a person who poops outside.
Wowzers! I just saw a guy poop in the park and then use the hobo bidet to clean his butt!