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If you cut yourself, either on accident or on purpose, then grab your fuck muppet and bang one out really quick before the blood quits dripping, and right before you nut, smear blood across her upper lip, then cover it with jizz, you've given her a Filthy Roger. Bonus for extra running and dripping.
Me: "FUCK! I cut my finger!"
Fuck Muppet: "Are you ok?"
Me: *Crazy laugh* "Come here, I'm gonna be fucking FAMOUS when I coin the phrase 'Filthy Roger' on Urbandictionary.com"
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A bizarre act of sexual deviance in which one party, male or female, lays facedown on a foosball table and has a plastic replica Star Wars lightsaber toy inserted into their rectum. A pool ball of any color is then inserted into his or her mouth. Following these preparations, a previously prepared mixture consisting of one quart melted vanilla ice cream and one quart human feces is poured over the nape of the subjects neck. Finally, four assistants must rapidly rotate the rows of foosball players that the initial subject is lying on, causing great sexual excitement to the subject. Furthermore, all parties present must be wearing an authentic German standard-issue World War I helmet, complete with the decorative spike on top.
Not to be confused with the Clean Ricardo, in which the helmets are optional.
Bob: I got a Filthy Ricardo yesterday.
Rickard: God dammit why do you always tell me about this shit
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This is an intense sex position that has been around since the dawn of crazy fucked up sex positions. It is when a guy is kicking his muddy foot deep into a girls vagina. The girl is then blowing the guy and simultaneously, two mentally challenged midgets are spanking both the guys and girls ass with an extension cord. Then the guy is taking a shit on the girls chest at the same time. And all of the four people must be wearing black Hugo Boss suits and reading an excerpt from National Geographic. Then the guy cums in the girls face and slaps her across the face and says: You're a whore! Taste the cum you filthy whore!
BRO 1: BRO!!! What did you do last night?
BRO 2: Me and my girlfriend and these two midgets who have down syndrome were doing the Filthy Kai! It was insane!!
BRO 1: I don't think we can be friends anymore! You're one sick motherfucker!
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A animated short, containing crude and shocking gags.
I saw the best Filthy Uncle yesterday... It had Oprah and Ellen in 2 girls 1 cup
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A mythical young man of rather dubious character.
We'd like to have you all join in with us on this one, and help us find the groove, by patting your feet, or popping your fingers, or clapping your hands, or shaking your heads, or shaking whatever else you want to shake... while we do a little thing we call "Filthy McNasty".
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A person that professes affection towards sleeping with the head inside, like the mentioned reptilians.
Kieran slept with Curtis' head inside. He's such a filthy turtle!
A Sexual Move in which a piece of Bacon is put inside of a fat hairy chicks ass and either eaten out before or after anal sex.
I was so drunk I gave that huge bitch a filthy folletta.
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