Pickle

A pickle is a smelly man that no one likes.

Urgh. The Pickle smells so bad. Did you smell him when you walked passed?

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pickle

man/woman/hermaphrodite known to be completely and utterly swole, infallible in all situations, and always ready with a witty retort.

There is no way the pickle brought that fatty home from the bar, and if you ask about it you will be made to look like a fool.

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Pickle

Pickle is the act of dipping a dildo in hot spicy chilli oil and then inserting it into the anus.

How strong do you like your pickle darling?

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Pickled

The act of letting your erect penis become limp inside a vagina. Essentially letting the cucumber become "pickled". Not very much fun for either sex.

She was turning me on until she started making cow noises. Totally pickled me.

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Pickling

The practice of inserting a pickle in ones assorted orafices in order to cure venereal disease.

Bob: Hey Joe, your being a douche, what's up your ass?

joe: Sorry Bob, don't mind me. I'm pickling. That hooker gave me the clap.

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pickles

Nickname for defencemen Marc-Edouard Vlasic on the San Jose Sharks because Vlasic is a popular brand of pickles in the USA. Also a cucumber that is pickled in vinager.

Pickles just scored a goal versus them.
I like pickles.
Some people think cucumbers taste better pickled.

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pickle

the best pizza maker, and he is the best ever soccer player. WARNING do not get in his way

for example pickle bumped of a kid named Jamie and Jamie cried

man 1-hey its pickle
girl 1 - omg he soo hot

man 2- he bumped of Jamie but Jamie is gay

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