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A man/boy who is white and had a normal life and has a good bit of money and is also a super hero. He can buy anything, and he can scam people and is also a 4chan hacker.
"WOW! look at that ordinary white man fight an ugly bastard."
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An Angry White Man is fighting for his aggrieved privileges he thinks he is entitled to by denying inequities in society for women and minorities even exist. He will say things like, "this has never been an easier time in history to live" as a way of calling those who fight for justice whiners, at the same time complaining how immigrants take all the jobs and women "don't behave as women should". He blindly worships capitalism, without realizing it is other rich white men taking away opportunities, thus leaving everyone else to fight for economic scraps like starving rats in a cage. He is usually a self-proclaimed Christian, but the hypocrisy of his life and lack of compassion is astronomical. He hates vaccines and the environment, claiming recycling is gay and that real men don't wear flip flops or eat fruit.
The Angry White Man can usually be seen in an oversized truck with a Blue Lives Matter sticker cutting off a Prius on the highway, just to feel something where a normal human heart is. He refuses to question the legitimacy of his dominion by maintaining a thick wall of narcissism, flannel, Wrangler jeans, thinly veiled inadequacy, and gaslighting. If you win a debate with an Angry White Man, you will be met either with a wall of silence, or the ruination of your entire life.
I lost all my Angry White Man acquaintances when I went to the Black Lives Matter protest and asked for equal pay at work.
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a white guy who gets all snippy and uptight whenever two or more non-black women give a brotha credit for a good performance or deed in a public forum.
Girl#1: Jerome proposed last night and I said yes!
Girl#2: That's wonderful! Jerome is sooo cool. You all will have lots of fun together.
Angry White Man: Ever notice how much Jerome looks like O.J.?
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noun/ 1) The guilt that white men and woman feel over the historical subjection of other races. For instance, the extroardinary election of Barack Obama may be due in part to guilt over the fact that blacks were forced into slavery for 300 years. Another example would be the white community's hesitation to be proud of their heritage, while most other races exhibit their pride.
2) The result in which a business, university, etc. will prefer a qualified man or woman of ethnicity over another qualified caucasian.
White Guy: I didn't get accepted into Berkeley, even though I have a 4.2 GPA.
Friend: White Man's Burden
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A disgusting display which no person should be made to observe. As best I can describe, it is an expression of what could possibly be described as enjoyment (on the part of the white man dancing) except it scares children to tears.
It is also always accompanied by bizarre and a pathetic excuse for dancing. Specifically the two foot shuffle, with arms hanging down like limp weights. Textbook white boy dancing.
Tim was tearing up the floor, being cheered on by his white friends. He lifted one leg and put it down, then lifted his other leg and placed it back down on the ground, repeating this over and over in a rhythm completely out of sync with the beat of the music. His arms hung straight down the side of his body, motionless as if his collarbone had snapped.
Suddenly he smacked one of his arms by mistake when he lifted his leg. His arm went forward about a foot. The crowd went wild with cheering and Tim let out a loud "woooooo!"
Then lots of white women came and they all shagged because Tim's dancing was hardcore.
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Somebody who is professional in being White.
Susie: Why is that Man torching an Orphanage?
Mommy: Don't worry, that guy is a Professional White Man...
Claims to have a big penis, but realistically, he has a small penis under average. Wanna be a cowboy but thatll never happen but hes funny
White man isaac has a unique personality