ASMR Harassment

When your friends suddenly speak really close to their microphones, so you get an unwanted ASMR session that gives you chills and makes you uncomfortable.

Example 1:
Isaac: Alex ASMR harassed us last night in VC and it was painful.
Timmy: Bruh.

Example 2:
Fish: ASMR Harassment makes people feel uncomfortable, so please stop doing it.

asmr cunt

Any of the live animal-eating douchebags responsible for contributing to the spread of the recent coronavirus from Wuhan, China.

Person 1: Did you see that video on Youtube of the girl who ate a live octopus. Apparently, she also filmed herself eating CAT MEAT.
Person 2: Oh her? I saw her disgusting content. How is that asmr cunt not demonetized yet?

ASMR Zeitgeist

A content creator on youtube who makes content in the ASMR genre

Hey, did you see ASMR Zeitgeist's new video last night?

ASMR God

An ASMR God is when you eat an orange, peeled everything to the point where you throw up.

You are an ASMR God

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asmr rap

Another word for whisper rap

Person 1: Ay yo you heard this song called "ASMR"?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why is it called that?
Person 1: Cause he whisper raps on it and its like asmr, they call it asmr rap or whisper rap
Person 2: Sounds cool man lemme hear it
Person 1: Ight imma put it on now

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wonderland asmr

some short ass girl that whispers into a mic

“have you seen wonderland asmr’s channel yet? she’s done another wacky one.”

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VA ASMR

VA (voice actor) ASMR, is the biggest mistake in human history. With many topics ranging from mommy ASMR, to yandere ASMR, it is mostly listened to by touch deprived, depressed, and just plain old weird people.

Person 1: Did you hear about VA ASMR? It’s high-key weird asf.
Person 2: Yeah, my 13 year old sister listens to it…

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