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The Abraham Lincoln is closely related to the angry pirate. When your getting head that is not satisfactory, you nut on the hoes mouth. Then you backhand her. If it knocks her out, you trim some hair off yourself and stick it on the splooge around her face where a beard and mustache would be. Then she wakes up and you have given her The Abraham Lincoln.
That slut Patty was licking my dick bad so I cold cocked her and gave her The Abraham Lincoln.
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The Republican president that the GOP mistakenly holds up as a conservative hero. They seem to forget that Lincoln would have been considered a progressive in his time, not a conservative.
"Abraham Lincoln was a Republican, you stupid progressive."
"Lincoln was a progressive, numbnuts."
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The sex act whereby the female does a naked handstand, and the partner (usually male) performs oral sex from behind (ass side) the handstander, such that the female's pubic hair resembles a beard emminating from the chin of the muncher, thus resembling honest Abe.
Abraham Lincoln probably never gave a chick an Abraham Lincoln, cause he was gay.
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One of the most weirdest couples you'll meet. They have to be some of the cheesiest and corniest couple you know. They are happily in love and will spend the rest of their lives together with their expecting child to come soon. Deal with lots of hoes backstabbers and two faces and drama but manage to be always be together happily in love. They will grow old together like in the cute romantic movies. Both Best friends & lovers that can talk about anything together c': <3
~ I love you
abraham and cathy are such a weird and cute couple, abraham and Cathy are expecting a child soon c;
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One of the weirdest couples you'll ever meet. Have some of the craziest and cutest conversations that only they can understand(corny, kinky, and random). Happily in love and have an expecting child coming soon. Can be best friends and lovers which is so adorable they can talk about anything with eacother and won't let any hoe ruin their relationship Will be together forever and ever til infinity c': <3
~I love you babe
abraham and cathy are a weird cute and cheesy couple
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a teen mom who is overly famous in bondi beach for having her child at 14 in 2019
Wow! Look at Kiara Abrahams with her 2 month old daughter at the playground. She is such a good mother
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An oral sex move involving the selection of a lady with a sizeable beard. This will enhance the ball stimulation during a blowjob due to the beard tickling the testicles.
1. "Bought my bitch a fake beard, gonna do an Abraham Lincoln tonight."
2. "Oh look at that girl's facial hair, bet she gives a great Abraham Lincoln."
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