A bank account without any funds.
"If I don't deposit this check in my blank account before Friday, I won't be going out this weekend."
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a discourse account is an account, typically on instagram, that posts aesthetic edits occasionally featuring popular anime characters while also containing opinions of the person running the account
discourse accounts can talk about anything, but most of them talk about lgbt discourse and/or fandom discourse
Anne runs a discourse account called 'fairy.course' on instagram. Anne has never touched a single blade of grass in her life.
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The mental "bank account" where you memorize thoughts or images you want to think about later while you masturbate (spank).
Oh my God look at Elizabeth today...she looks so HAWT. Those jeans are definitely going into my spank account.
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A basted account is a bank account that belongs to someone else , secured/resulting in an unexpected pregnancy from an opportunistic 3rd party.
A BASTED ACCOUNT just made sense to her, the only way she would get any of JACKโs money was if she suddenly became pregnant.
A form of cheating in online strategy games where you join a game with multiple different accounts giving you a significant advantage.
"That guy was completely invaded on day 1 with no resistance, definitely multi-accounting."
Somebody in a dead-end role that the careers adviser informed you would be great, but in fact is picking up up crap after (supposedly) senior staff and means a lifetime of pushing paper around pointlessly.
(In discussion between managers) "Who can we get to do this amazingly menial and pointless job?"
"Pass it to the Accounts Monkey, he's such a loser"
The feeling of adding CA to your name and an emotion which only CA students and members can understand!
YES Finally I am a Chartered Accountant โค๏ธ