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A condition in which an individual seeking intercourse from a female (ie vagina) is incapable of devoting the necessary attention to the endeavor because he is too distracted by other prospects of intercourse.
While dancing with a sure thing girl, Tommy's Vagina ADD flared up and caused him to stop dancing mid-song and approach another group of girls. In the ensuing maelstrom of estrogen and hurt feelings, Tommy ended the night with no vagina whatsoever.
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When someone randomly adds another person
Emma Byers sent a random add to David Scott then denied such a event which cannot simply be denied
Music attention deficit disorder. You can't find a good song to listen to. You might find one you like but about 30 seconds into the song you're sick of it and turn it.
Person 1 - Man I can't find anything to listen to
Person 2 - You must have music ADD
Person 1 - I need new music
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The inability to sit on one video on Youtube and watch the whole thing through without feeling and impulse to browse through and click on one of the related videos.
Arjun: Oh man check out this video out!
Me: OK let's see it.
Arjun: (30 sec into video) Hey look! There's another video of the same guy!
Me: ...dude you have a serious case of Youtube ADD
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hy·per·link a·d·d, n.
An internet disorder caused from the sheer volume of hyperlinks present in an article. Similar in symptoms to Attention Deficit Disorder, ADD, when an individual suddenly travels to another hyperlinked article of immediate interest, and another article hyperlinked within the recently loaded article, never having completely finished the previous articles, and sometimes never returning to finish reading said articles.
Hyperlink ADD is most common for patients who frequently read Wikipedia, or forums where external hyperlinks are frequently present.
Symptoms include: fatigue; empathy; failure to finish sentences; addiction to clicking or tapping underlined words or phrases; not finishing this article on Hyperlink ADD
Similar to Google Amnesia where the sheer ease of discovering new information severely decreases the significance of the information gained
1. My god! I've spent an entire afternoon reading articles related to this current page on Domokuns, yet I forget what I was originally reading. I may have Hyperlink ADD
2. I spent the last 10 min clicking the 'Back' button on John's web browser. Either he's a world champion speed reader, or he has Hyperlink ADD.
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A common phrase seen on myspace profiles signifying that the person with this comment has recently tried to "ADD to Friends" someone and they accepted. Also, a polite way of saying "I don't know you or anything about you, but hey, thanks for taking an interest in me..."
%WoRlD Of sORrOwS% would like to be added to your friends.
Accept Deny
--clicks accept--
--goes to profile of %WoRlD Of sORrOwS%--
--clicks Add Comment--
--Types "Thanks for the add!"--
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