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Adele’s Asshole

A colloquial term used mainly by atheists in religious debate forum as a Hail Mary attempt at answering how the Big Bang came from nothing.

Mr. Harris I need you to explain specifically and mechanistically how every galaxy and object in our universe came from an infinitesimally small singularity 13.8 billion years ago.” ——— “Adele’s Asshole” —— *Uprourious Godless Applause*

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021


Adele

1. Noun ; A gorgeous singer with a soulful voice that gives you goosebumps. Adele writes constantly about her exes even though they broke up several years ago.

person 1: Oh my God, that woman's voice!
person 2: She must be an Adele.

by CryEasy January 18, 2016

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Adele

The one pop singer who doesn't sing about asses and fuckboys. She also has a good singing voice unlike most of Hollywood

Damn Adele is the best singer ever!

by Acemead20 February 25, 2016

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Adelle Stripe

Adelle Stripe is a poet, editor, and journalist. Affiliated with the new e-zeitgeist and the Offbeat Generation Stripe is a founding member of the Brutalist movement. Brutalism is possibly the first literary movement to be launched via Myspace.

Adelle Stripe is a writer from England and a founder of the brutalist movement.

by urbaniteunite February 13, 2009


adele carre

An absolute sket. She's one of those people you can never trust with secrets or money. She has a massive habit of sleeping around and the odd drug abuse issue. If you ever meet an Adele Carre from Guernsey, stay the fuck away.

Person 1: is that Adele Carre?
Person 2: fuck man?! Stay away from that sneaky cunt.

by Chazman_The_Chive2k15 November 11, 2015


Adelle DeWitt

A complete legend from the short-lived Joss Whedon TV masterpiece Dollhouse. Is hard as nails, she can take a bullet without flinching and runs the Dollhouse very well until it ultimately leads to the end of the world.

Amy: Adelle DeWitt is a legend!

Gareth: I concurr. Don't call her over.

by Giant Mushrooms June 1, 2011


adelle harris

adelle harris is an ugly b word in 8th grade who goes to NBMS that no one likes. SHES MEGA UGLYYY

did you hear about adelle harris is an ugly b word in 8th grade who goes to NBMS that no one likes. SHES MEGA UGLYYY

by adelles enemy November 4, 2019