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Afghan Duffle

A sketchy duffle usually in public places that makes you shit your pants

Johnny: fuck Spuddy you’re white as a ghost

Spuddy: mate let’s leg it

Johnny: what‘s up your puss mate?

Spuddy: open your fuckin eyes, that guy is clearly packing an Afghan duffle

Johnny: oh shit you’re right, it shouldn’t be that heavy

by Spuddy Bruv December 21, 2023


The Afghan Shitter

That weird squad & blindly shoot over your head thing insurrectionists and terrorists do.

Results usually end in the Insurrectionist having no ammunition and 0 kills.

Dave: Yo, did you see that Jihadi shooting at us from behind the wall? My Grenade blew his ass up.

Mike: haha yeah, good one bro. That scumbag was doing The Afghan Shitter.

by Fist of Ass November 25, 2022


Afghan Pullout

When you pull out right in the middle of cumming, thus leaving some men behind while still making a big mess of everything. You could have pulled out earlier or committed and stayed in, but instead you pulled out in the worst possible way.

Did you hear about Kyle's Afghan Pullout? He tried for like 20 years to finish her, but then he gave up and immediately lost control. Now he has to power-wash his sheets, she has to take Plan B, and his international image has been irreparably tarnished.

by Mr. Penguin's Penguin October 14, 2021


Afghan barbecue

When you Dutch oven someone but let a full poo out.

Last night sucked, this guy gave me an Afghan barbecue.

by Dickhole6669cuk January 17, 2022


Afghan Withdrawal

When you pull out so fast you nut in your own face.

Joe had a an Afghan Withdrawal this weekend with Jill. It was fucking awful.

by JoesBiThen September 5, 2021


afghan parrot

From the state of Mississippi this bird, commited for violation, had to flee of his origin. Afghanistan became his homeland, where violation was considered legal and of use to the community.

Like no other parrot is the afghan parrot.

by pareot people January 26, 2014


afghan cookie

delicious as cookie🔥🔥🔥

I called my afghan friend an afghan cookie.

Person one: who is that?
person two: its afghan cookie eating an afghan cookie.

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 6, 2023