white afro

a white person, or person who is not black, who has large hair resembling an afro

kevin-dude, that kid has an afro? but hes not black!
adam- yea i know, he has a white afro

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afro bush

Lush, unruly, kinky pubic hair.

That afro bush had such thick underbrush and was so overgrown that I lost my wallet and car keys in it.

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afro-rican

Is what a half black and half puerto rican is called.

Since my mom's puerto rican and my dad is black,i'm an afro-rican.YAY!

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Afro-Denial

Main Entry: Af·ro-De·ni·al
Pronunciation: 'a-(")frO di-'nI(-&)l, dE-
Function: noun/adjective
Etymology: The Boondocks Comic Strip (1999)
: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-delusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.

Jazmine: I don't care what you say. I DON'T have an AFRO. I don't, I don't, I DON'T.
Huey: *sigh* How sad.
Huey: You're clearly suffering from "Afro-Denial." Textbook Case.
Jazmine: What!!?
Huey: This looks serious, I better start planning the intervention.
Jazmine: Afro-Denial?

Jazmine: There's no such thing as "Afro-Denial." I bet you made that up!
Huey: Wait ... here it is.
Huey: AFRO-DENIAL: A psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Jazmine: Well I think you and your book are STUPID. SO THERE!!!
Huey: Hmm... Sounds like "Ethno-Ambiguo Hostility Syndrome"...

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afro-engineered

The politically correct version of "nigger rigged". To do a poor job fixing an item, usually with sub-par materials.

Tyrone's bumper fell of his car so he afro-engineered it by super gluing it back on.

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Afro noon

The time of the day when people with afro's come out the most

The origin comes from a text that was posted on ifunny where a person says "Afro noon" Instead of afternoon.

Bloke 1: It's Afro noon my man
Bloke 2: Ok fam see ya later

Afro-latino/a

A person from Latín America who has african roots, his race is black and his cultura is latin culture

Afro-latino/a
—-She’s from Cuba

- Ohh!, she’s latina , I thought she was Black
—- She is Afrolatina, she’s black, that is her race and her culture is latin.