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A rather large penis of german heritage
I would like to park my german airplane in her italian hanger!
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A bitch. A full grown cunt. A sped ass motherfucker that yells AIWPWANE AIWPWANE AIWPWANE like a retarded ass bitch. Not a single person is friends with that sped ass orphan inbred pig that’s built like a fucking skeleton from Minecraft. She gets bullied but she deserves it.
Airplane girl: AIWPWANE AIWPWANE AIWPWANE
Everyone: shut the fuck up kys
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A god-awful condition that absolutely prevents a person from sleeping on an airplane. This is usually caused by crappy, itchy seats, obnoxious seating neighbors who think their needs are more important than yours and their spoiled kids, bathroom lines, close proximity to a bathroom, not enough bathrooms in the plane, first class bathroom off-limits to you when there aren't enough bathrooms on the plane, charging actual money for year-old meals on the plane, and making you pay actual money every time you visit the bathroom, making airlines one of the first industries to put the price on a bowel movement.
Ralph sat a row away from the economy class bathroom, thinking about the empty first-class bathroom he'd been physically barred from nearly an hour ago. He'd had to take a shit for nearly an hour now, and the business class bathroom had been occupied non-stop for the entire flight. He decided to sleep, and just when he was about to dream, the fat spoiled brat behind him kicked the seat squeeling because his seat reclined upon his decorated seating space. Ralph realized he had airplane insomnia.
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a quick method of cleaning by taking a wet wash cloth under "each wing" and "the tail"; meaning the armpits and the crotch region
Dude 1: Hey, are you going out with us tonight?
Dude 2: Yeah, man. When?
Dude 1: In about five minutes.
Dude 2: Oh shit! I'll just take an airplane bath and go!
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One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
Kelly is hot but her roommate told me she's an airplane blonde.
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Someone who performs oral fellatio. Their face becomes a cockpit.
Yo bitch give me head! I want to see your airplane face.
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Avoiding all technology and social networks so as not to ruin a game that you will watch the reply of later
You coming over to watch the game?
Nah man gotta work so gonna go into airplane mode and watch the replay later
hey why didnt you reply to my twitter message?
Dont wanna know the bulls score so ive been in airplane mode
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