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When you wake up in the middle of the night with diarrhea after eating bad chinese food.
Boss: "Why are you late?"
Employee: "Sorry, I got no sleep. I kept getting woken up by a Chinese Alarm Clock."
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The use of morning wood to wake your loving partner.
Good morning dear, I think I hear the prod alarm clock going off.
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The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.
I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!
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big deisel truck, when they hear it coming it wakes you up and you get back to work as the boss man is coming!
hey pedro..you hear that man? "GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE"
I thing the boss is coming man! get back to work holmes.
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The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.
I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.
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The act of squatting over someone wearing a bear mask while they're asleep while you poor vodka between you asscheeks then fart in their face while lighting your fart aflame so that it burns the face and singes the hair off whom ever you are trying to wake up.
Guy walks over to friend...
Friend- Dude what the hell happened to your eyebrows?! they are completely gone along with your beard!
Guy- Nikolai gave me a russian alarm clock...
Friend- Motherfucker
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The clockwork that awakens one in the morning after consuming too much beer the night before!
"Look at him, he crashed out on the couch! Wild party!"
"Don't Worry. His Navajo Alarm Clock will wake him up tomorrow."
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