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Diane`s bitch who has 5 more days experience of shitting & eating.
Allen Kim says, "Diane, I'm tired."
Diane replies, "GO GET ME MY DRINK BITCH!"
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To play the "UUUEEGGHH?!?!" sound from Home Improvement and it's intro on any sounding device, including word from mouth. You should mainly do the Tim Allen anywhere but nowhere.
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All forms of the Tim Allen include:
"UUUEEGGHH?!?!"
"EELREEEE?!?!"
"EELLROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHREEE?!?!"
or a high-pitched "EEE!"
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If another person knows what the Tim Allen is, or if you want to know if they know what the Tim Allen is, then make the sound--nice and loud--near them. The Tim Allen is usually responded to using another Tim Allen, which if everyone knows what it is, it basically becomes a chain reaction of Tim Allen's.
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Things you can also use the Tim Allen for:
Answering questions
Asking a question
Covering for a bad joke
Responding to a bad joke
Covering for absurdity
Responding to absurdity
Responding to something humorous
Responding to anything
After saying something gross
After saying something weird
After saying something stupid
After saying something smart
After saying nothing at all
Attracting other women/men
Attracting other Tim Allen'ers
Attracting flying spaghetti monsters
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Be careful, because this may cause absolute confusion. The good thing is, it never gets old.
Jake: Yo, what's up man?
Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Jake: ... what?
Johnny: Tim Allen...
Jake: ...
Johnny: EELLREEEEEEEEE?!?!
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Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Tommy: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Sam: EELREEEE?!?!
Todd: AAARRRGHHHROOO?!?!
Jake: >=
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Johnny: So how's your boyfriend doing?
Jake: What the f--
Johnny:--AARRRGGHHROOOO?!?!
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1. The craziest mother fucker in the NFL. Usually clad in purple and white, he uses his mullet's intimidation factor to make offensive linemen bow at his feet. When he's not playing football, he's usually found hunting elk with a spear and kicking Chuck Norris's ass.
2. A person who also has a mullet, wears purple, and strikes fear into the heart of all he encounters (especially elk).
1. "Did you see the game yesterday?" "Yea, Jared Allen drank the QB's blood after it was over."
2. "That guy's mullet is HUGE!" "Don't fuck with him, he's a Jared Allen."
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Allen Temple Court is A Apartment Complex Locationed On Mlk/Martin Luther King St , Allen Temple is known for its violence & Gangs , GANGS such as (3LETTERGANG) (TEMPCREW) (SPARKGANGoE💔) (SK) Well known members are 3Letter.Kobe , Pfk Check Pfk Lil Marlo (RIP) & One of the other Young Members Is Lil Jr @livin4lanni.
Say twin, You Tryna Hit Allen Temple
Hell Naw We gone get our HighPoint Took.
Niall Horan's father.
Ok he's an actor, a really good actor.
Fred: have you seen that new movie with Allen Leech?
Mike: who's that?
Fred: bloody Paul from BoRhap.
Mike: the fruit fly?
Fred: yeah, that snake
Mike: that blood sucking leech...
Fred: I love that guy
Mike: me too he's good
Irwin Allen(June 12, 1916 – November 2, 1991) was a television and film producer nicknamed "The Master of Disaster" for his work in the disaster film genre.
In Ocean's 13 Rusty did an Irwin Allen trying to convince Banks that his casino was built on a fault line and was going to collapse during an earthquake.
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A person with the best god given name..ever!!
Terry Allen is in the house tonight!!!