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The scientific term for milk yielded from an almond's teets.
Ted, look at the tits on that almond. I bet it would yield an entire pitcher of almond milk.
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Noun: Slang term for a person of portuguese heritage.
That almond eater won't stop staring at us.
He's not spanish, he's an almond eater.
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A sexual act that involves going balls deep into your partners ass andjizzing before pulling out. Upon removal the girl will then proceed to use her tongue to scrape up any remaining splooge or poop that coats the ball sack. It gets its name from the shape that the ball sack takes on when fully submerged in the poop-hole.
Skank: Oh my God, what smells like shit?
Whore: Sorry, I had some sloppy almonds at my boyfriend's during my lunch break. Didn't have time to brush my teeth.
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A situation in which a man's testicles might shift to a position that is very uncomfortable and requires adjusting.
Rick totally forgot how deep my car seats were the other day and gave himself an almond joy.
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This is when any individual extracts gas from the anus region and proceeds to trap the victim under a blanket and/or sheet, resulting in suffocation of the victim.
"AHH IVE JUST BEEN DUTCH ALMONDED, HELP"
"MY HUSBAND WOULDNT STOP DUTCH ALMONDING ME LAST NIGHT"
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A mean old lady that ignores everything going on around her, and pretends everything is always ok. She exists off an almond based diet cause she read it to be health in O magazine once. If O magazine said rub dog shit on your face she would. She is cheap as fuck too
Almond Butter = Carm
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1: somniferious; a person who is sleepy or tired
2: a person so stoned that their eyes are closed
1: "my optical receptors have fallen too heavy to speak intelectually . i have somneriferious almond eyes"
2: "dude man you're so stoned you lookin through a pair of fawkin almond eyes"
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