Almost Sexual

Something is to the extend/pinnacle of sexual. Someone that is so sexual that control others minds with his/her sexual. Someone that is so beyond sexaual that they have gained enlightenment and are at a god or djhannaba status. Someone that has the reproductive organs of a whale. One that has worked closely with Mr.Miyagi, Michael Parkinson and Captain Birdseye. A power beyond any other the power to be more physically attractive than any other around you.

Often referred to as humpable, rogering, uber, a birdseye, penis master, captain 'o' wonderful, dr. o' hollohan

1; Hes so good he's Almost Sexual!

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almost rape

When some creepy guy almost sticks it in your butt, but by some divine intervention your mom runs out into the backyard just in time to save your precious assholes virginity.

I know a guy named Miles who got almost raped.

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almost a roast

When you mess up your roast

"Dude be peanut butter and jelly."
"You mean jealous"

That was almost a roast

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Almost Threesome

When you walk in on two people having sex and they think you're there to join in.

The guest bathroom was locked, so I had to use one in the master bedroom, I walked in and found myself in an almost threesome.

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almost cared

Almost gave a fuck

Woman Starts talking about her long boring day with her friends.

Man: Oh I almost cared

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almost heroes

Funniest movie ever made staring Chris Farley and Matthew Perry

Guy:hey lets watch Almost Heroes

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Almost friend

Someone who ignores your every attempt to communicate, yet they keep you around for when it's convenient them to get at you. You can't help but to jump on that message bc you've been hanging all this time.

That guy was an awesome almost friend. If he would only return my texts.

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