Alot is a word that combines the to word a and lot to make the phrase easier to write and type.
An alot is an imaginary creature made up by the writer of the blog hyperboleandahalf to cope with the stress of people misspelling the words 'a lot' into 'alot'. With creative use of commas, the word alot then becomes a creature that the offender is talking about to talking to. More info can be found on the hyperboleandahalf blog. Simply google alot and you should be able to find it.
I like this alot, it is a very fluffy animal.
Those are alot of spaceships. *shows picture of a herd of alot which are made of spaceships*
The little brother of eachother
Jim: alot
Bob: a lot
Jim: a lot of deez nuts in your mouth
A growing one word adaption of the words a lot, often used in text and quick messaging in certain parts of English countries, with even more usage as slang in countries where English is a commonly used second language.
Joe: I got alot of things going on right now.
Burly: 99 problems, and spelling is sure one of them.
Joe: heh?
Burly: A lot is two separate words fool.
*Joe shows Burly urban dictionary.
Burly: Oh.
An abundance of the referenced object.
"I have alot of socks with no matches."
"I love you alot."
"There is alot of smoke in the air."
To drive so fast that no one can believe that you got there that quickly.
Holy shit! How did you get back from the store so soon? How fast where you going?
The speedometer was reading Mach alot!
This is code word for a straight or closeted male who has been sneaking around having lots of slutty gay sex with multiple male partners &/or involved in gay bukkake gang bang sessions as the one getting jizzed on, aka duding on the Down low
Joey: Hey, where have you been man, long time no see?
Rodrigo: I’ve been listening to alot of guns and roses lately.
Joey: Oh that’s cool man, I never really got into them… wait a minute, are you covered in egg whites?! What is all that goo?!