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Being hit up for a charity donation at a store checkout register. Stores know that everyone in line behind you will think that you're a cheap ass if you don't give. Ain't peer pressure great?
John: Wanna go out to a bar tonight?
Rick: Dude, I can't. I just lost my last 5 bucks in a Checkout Charity Ambush at the grocery store!
In legal terms: Sexual assault.
In the lingo of sexual deviants (=95% of the male population): The act which will "make you a... sex offender... hm, pordon me!... a MAN"
While it is quite obvious that most "men" are petty slaves to their depraved appetites, it is refreshing to hear someone being honest about their wish to sexually assault the "female species" via a "bukkake ambush."
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When your significant female sits on your face before noon (a.m.).
I was in bed at 9 this morning and my wife ambushed me. Sweet.
1) A situation where a person bends forward just in front of another person, knowingly or otherwise, so that the bender's booty{ touches the other's private part.
2) When a bender's booty is in the way, making an incomer connect his or her private part, accidentally or on purpose
Sarah immediately bent to tie her shoes, and ambushed Sam
Ambush, when you think youre surrounded by alot of females but it turns out their really all traps.
Man last night i was in da club and i waa surrounded by all these good lookin girls but i came to find out after checking them out closely and it turned out i was in a ambush! I had to get outta there fast homie!
The feeling you get when you first glimpse your girlfriend naked and see that she doesn't groom her pubes.
"Damn, I got down with Jenny last night and she ambushed me with a 70's afro between her legs."
A fucking bitchass entity in the game Doors, Roblox.
P1: I just got killed by Ambush!
P2: THAT BITCH?!?!? YOU ALMOST MADE IT TO DOOR 100