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Logically you would think the word "american" stands for someone from North or south America, but..
On the internet the words definition has been changed, it is more commonly used to describe an ignorant, mindwashed, stupid or dumb person.
For example you could see a comment like This "are you american or something?" on a video or tweet, that is plainly dumb or too stupid to ever have been thought about
Are you american or something?
It's okay, you're probably American
That is so american of you
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A citizen of a country in which "freedom" has been stressed to too much of an extent for far too long.
Yes, the word "American" unfortunately is commonly correctly defined as "an ignorant, bigoted, gluttonous prick".
Those Americans who have exploited the word "freedom" are an embarrassment to say the least. I'm an American and I must say I'm humiliated on a day-to-day basis by my fellow citizens' ignorance, but to those of you who are reading this as a non-American citizen, please know we're not all the same.
Anyone who is well educated in world history, however, surely knows of mistakes made by nations in the past. The United States is still a young nation and therefore still exhibits the ignorance that older countries have already learned from.
When you think of the word "American" try to remember that while most Americans exploit the word "freedom" many of them acknowledge the word "accountability".
Fellow Americans: We can change these problems. Humble Yourselves!
Englishman: "Oh dear. Americans have such awful grammar. And why do they talk so loud?"
American: "What you talkin' 'bout bitch?"
Englishman: "Ugh..."
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A person who is born in the Americas normaly in referance to the United States
1) Americans are usally considered unintellegent. This is not always true however Americans are known to butcher languages. As amazing as it my be the majority of Americans are intellegent while they my lack common sense.
2) A dialect of English that is spoken in the United States that is then broken down in to about 4 sub-dialects.
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Yes, I am American, I can spell and speak correctly/
2)
American: "Hey can I have chip?"
Englishman eating Lays: "These are crisps"
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Americans come in mainly 3 sizes, thin, huge or supersized huge! their diet mainly consists of supersised Mc Donalds.
Their leader is one of the most idiotic person around, i bet you he dosent even know what day of the week it is!?!
Also they pump out more pollution then the whole world put together, to be fair if America didnt exist we wouldnt have global warming or the Iraq war.
A typical Americans lunch break
"hi, can i have a large bic mac, with fries and a milkshake"
"only for 20 cent more we can supersize it, but it contain 50% more fat!"
"I have it supersized! please!"
" I will bring it right over for you."
*he waddles to find a seat*
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Americanization is the process of editing out offensive material in Anime and Manga from Japan, who's population isn't as uptight as the Protestants we have here, in the US. This often does NOT improve the quality of the anime. Cool action scenes (violence), descriptive language (expletives), intimate moments (nudity), and shounen/shoujo-ai (homosexuality) is often affected.
Americanization? You mean the castration, neutering, spaying, and female-circumcision process being used by VIZ Entertainment?
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The people of the greatest nation in the world. We respect other cultures, and are tolerant, unlike European people who stereotype us as fat and lazy. FYI, everyone in America doesn't like McDonalds... in fact many of us don't... and by the way there is McDonalds EVERYWHERE!!
George W. Bush is in no way an example of a "typical" American. In reality, there are no "typical" Americans... We are a melting pot of many cultures.
So before you diss the Americans, think of this.
OUR ANCESTORS ARE ITALIAN, SPANISH, GERMAN, FRENCH, SWISS, GREEK, etc. So yeah keep insulting yourselves =D
*German guy*: Americans are fat and dumb.
*American w/ German ancestry*:Yeah dude, our ancestors were cousins. Think it through
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