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It's like a thought with another thought's hat on.
Jeff: Britta, do you even know what an analogy is?
Britta: I know what it is! It's like a thought with another thought's hat on.
Here is: We are standing underneath an apple tree. I reach up and grab an apple. You, then, swipe the apple out of my hand...
Hym "What... In the fuck do you think YOU'RE doing?"
Everyone *polishing the apple* "If you want an apple you have climb to the top of the tree."
Hym "..... Nooo.... I don't. You just saw me grab it. You watched me grab it and now you're keeping it from me."
Everyone "Yeah, I had to climb the tree and I didn't even make it to the top."
Hym "Ok... And I didn't... It didn't have to do that. There was an apple hanging right there and I grabbed it. So... Fork it over." 🤲🤨
Everyone "Yeah but you have to work hard to get apples. What? You think people shouldn't have to work hard for apples? I was watching you climb the tree before. You can do it."
Hym "First off, you shouldn't be watching me. Secondly, no... I had the apple in my hand. Whether I worked hard for it is irrelevant. Third, there is a crackhead at the top of the tree with a 15 year old Russian prostitute on his lap. I watched his father fly him to the top in a helicopter. I mentioned this chicks name once and these assholes brought her a ladder. There's a retard laying on the ground over there and half a dozen whores are spitting apple bits into his mouth. I'm not climbing that tree until I need another apple. Which I don't. I have an apple. That one 👉 Who should get to eat the apple, if not me?"
Everyone "Well... Me... I should eat the apple. I climbed the tree."
Hym "Nooo... Not for THAT apple you didn't. You climbing the tree for your apples doesn't have anything to do with me grabbing THAT apple and you taking it out of my hand and withholding it from me."
Everyone "You're not better than me! If I had to climb the tree then you have to climb the tree!"
Hym "You didn't climb the tree for that apple you asshole! If you love climbing the tree so goddamn much, give me my fucking apple and go climb the tree! Climb to the top for all I care! Climb to the top and go fuck yourself with the tallest branch! But you WILL NOT eat that apple instead of me. I would rather cook you like a pig, shove the apple in your mouth, and eat you both than climb that fucking tree. I would rather feed your grandmother an apple suppository and eat it out of her ass than climb that tree. Give. Me. The. Apple."
Iam "Hey, was that tree always here?"
Everyone & Hym 😐 😑
Iam "Oh, are we doing like an analogy thing here? Oop, my bad. I'll just... Yeah... I'll just leave... Sorry." 😅
Jimmy studied assholes at work until he eventually took up self-study in Analogy.
The study of the act of shoving your dick in someones ass.
Tim: what is analogy
Bob: it's a intense and visually disturbing job.
The art of explaining something in a dumbed down way so that even specimens with unicellular brains understand.
Person A: what's the point of comparing x and y though?
Person B: it's called an analogy . I it used to make it easier to your bird brain to understand why I think x is a morally wrong thing to do.
Analog Heart is the debut solo album by singer/songwriter/guitarist David Cook. All songs on the album were written by him. Though originally released as an independent record on May 6, 2006.
Analog Heart won the Urban Tulsa Weekly's "Absolute Best of Tulsa" award for "Best Locally Produced, Independent Album" in 2007. The album was chosen as the fourth-best CD released in 2006 by website Music Equals Life.
The full list for songs on the cd:
1."Straight Ahead" - 4:14
2."Don't Say a Word" - 4:37
3."Fall Back Into Me" - 3:35
4."The Truth" - 4:48
5."Searchlights" - 4:29
6."Porcelain" - 3:53
7."Stitches" - 4:04
8."Let Go" - 3:20
9."Makeover" - 3:37
10."Silver" - 4:22
David Cook Fan Girl - I LOVE COOKIE! AND HIS NEW ALBUM! HE'S SOOO HAWT!
True David Cook Fan Girl - Haven't you ever heard his album 'Analog Heart'...?
David Cook Fan Girl 1 - Like, what?
Analogging - The act of fucking someone up the poop chute, typically when dirty; fudge packing.
Her ass was sore and couldn't walk right after the football team went analogging at the frat party last night.