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Usually a white male with bright curly hair.
Always smiles and laughs, especially if it is racist jokes
Has a medium sized cock
Likes to cuddle with other guys
"have you met Anders?"
"Yes, we cuddled, pretty medium dick he is packing"
Ander is one of the coolest guys you could ever meet! His hair is usually long, fluffy and amazing, he is very smart at physics and math, He also makes the best coffee ever, meeting an Ander is the best thing that can ever happen to you!
Ander is the best teacher ever
Ander is a person who looks out more for himself than for others. Addicted to gambling, he will make you cry if his opinion goes against yours. You should only have an Ander in your life if you go to war. People often avoid befriending him, but deep down he is a good person. Deep down.
- Why are you crying?
- Because of Ander
Some asshole who blew up the Catholic Church because his boyfriend got merced.
Person: "I love Anders!"
Person 2: "Bisexuals keep on ruining my life."
Person: "...What?"
Anders is a leftist who loves equality. He always likes a good debate. Some think he's nice, but he's evil, or so he says himself. Nobody loves Anders. Anders feels lonely in all the time, but he likes to use messenger, then he doesn't feel as lonely. Anders easily makes homework until 3am. He once fell asleep in geografi class for 25 minutes, and his teacher, didn't notice.
Anders sometimes feels like he can't control his own life, and everything and everyone is against him. He's bad at spelling. He's useless. He can't do shit. He's lazy. He's ugly. He's depressed. He's alone. He's me.
But he has good friends. He met one in 7th. They wrote to each other often, and you know what? They still do. Anders likes to write with his new friend from 7th. He trusts her to the fullest and appreciates her.
Anders is an ugly fuck and he's evil.
Nobody likes Anders.
Anders is depressed.
My name is Anders.
Anders is a name.
Anders is unlucky.