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A nugget of feces taken from the depths of the Anus. If fermented correctly the Anus nugget will be crispy and brown on the outside and warm and gooey on the inside and shall be ready for consumption. If fermented badly and consumed, can result in earlobe combustion or toxic saliva. Anus Nuggets can often be found at the bottom of a chicken bucket at KFC or several bank vaults.
"Wanna touch my anus nuggets, they're very juicy."
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The sometimes brown and grey part that is located at the bottom of a banana.
Lauren does not want to put satan's anus in her mouth, so she let the dog eat it.
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A prolonged expulsion of gas from a person's anus mimicking the sound of a cat purring.
When did you get a cat? Nope, that was just my anus purring...
The feeling one gets when their asshole is stretched to excess by what is passing through it, either on the way out, or the way in. Characterized by a change in the walking motion of the sufferer, constant digging or checking in the ass, or if seated on a park bench or open car trunk, the actual anus hanging out
CANDY: You ok, Cindy? You look like you're in pain...
CINDY: I ate a lot of popcorn when we saw CLASH OF THE TITANS and got constipated, so I just unleashed the Kraken and now I have a bronc-anus...
DAMON: Mike, stop sitting on the trunk latch of your car. Your Bronc-Anus is hanging out. You have a lot of buttsex or something?
MIKE: In prison such decisions aren't always yours to make...
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when you have to sit through months of hearing O'bama drone on with his BS diatribes
I have hash eating anus on my face from hearing all O'bama's crap, anything would be better time spent!
Man I would rather eat anus all day long then spend 5 minutes listening to O'bama!
An ass sandwich, eating anus would be better then the rehash we get from O'bama!
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Participants each take a picture of their anus. All pictures are then hung on a wall and everyone tries to guess which anus belongs to who.
Billy: Who's anus do you think that is?
John: Oh, it looks frequently used, it must be Phil's.
Billy: Damn, I love anus night.
1. A person who raptors your anus
1. Man you are being such an anus raptor.
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