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A small town in Arkansas near the Oklahoma border that consists of meth-heads, boot scootin' and about 30 churches.
Mena Arkansas all the residents be watching you out they windows with a bendy straw trippin' saying YEE YEE and worried your the FBI here to take their bump
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Foreskin. An uncircumsised penis.
Dan isn't from Arkansas he is actually from Denmark but in Denmark they are uncut that's why becky said he had Arkansas luggage.
I wonder if Bill Clinton has Arkansas luggage...
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A small southern town in the River Valley region of the vast and populous state of Arkansas. Not to be confused with Dardanelle, the skyline of Russellville shows an intricate array of banks and churches, giving it it's unique character. When walking on the street, one can pick up the distinct smell of animal parts being shredding into dog food at the Rendering Plant. One can also encounter the diverse culture of the Arkansas Tech University campus, consisting mostly of rastas and right wing extremists. If you find yourself at Taco Bell around 1 in the AM, then you can observe these potheads in their natural habitat, munching on ranch Dorito Tacos and listening to Imagine Dragons. The town itself boasts a population of 27,000 people, however with the high number of migrating Mexicans, dumpster babies, nuclear mutations, and hobos, it's roughly the size of Little Rock and Fort Smith combined.
Corliss Williamson: Did you know I'm from Russellville, Arkansas
Everyone Else: No one cares!
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In reference to a Casket
A cheap Casket. Made of Particle Board with Moleskin material glued on to make it look more appealing. A welfare Casket.. As Cheap as they come
have also heard it referred to as the "Missouri Bronze"
They don't have any money so they are burying him in the Arkansas Bronze
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A beautiful city that boasts a citizenry that includes Brad or he who shall remain nameless. This blithering idiot used to live in California but the state in its infinite wisdom sent this abomination to Arkansas. Poor Russellville, the quota on idiots must have fallen short, so they had to import some. Brad's only accomplishment is taking in air that could well be used elsewhere.
idiots. Russellville Arkansas
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When two opposite gender siblings are having sex in the doggystyle posistion, the male pulls the sisters head as far around as possible and spits in her mouth while still inside her. Both sibling must be native Arkansas residents.
While on a camping trip in arkansas, three friends decided to pay 30 dollars a person to see a sibling fuck show. During the show one of the viewers asked if the man and woman could prove they were siblings. While fucking the woman from behind the man laughed and replied, "you just watch how I spit her mouth",(he yanks her head around and preceedes to spit into her mouth),"up round these parts we call that the Arkansas Switchback, and thats all the proof we need."
.......Actually a true Story!
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A little shit hole that no one will ever come to or should never come to.
It is a place filled with only the worst of hicks that love the Confederate flag and God more than their cousin that they probably fucked.
But hey, atleast it has a decent school... if you like putting up with horrid teachers that make you seem like an idiot for trying.
Also Viola is an ugly name.
Some random person - "I'm from Viola, Arkansas!"
Someone like me - "."
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