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Younger, uglier sister of Jessica Simpson who is even more of a wannabe punk than Avril Levigne. She proved to the world just how truely bad she is when she was caught lip-synching on SNL and a few months later was booed during a horrible performance at the Orange Bowl. The only reason that she even has a record deal is because she is realated to Jessica Simpson and while Jessica has her "ditzy" moments at least she was never caught lip-synching and can sing, dance, and looks alot better than her younger sister.
While Jessica Simpson gets made fun of for her "Tuna Fish" lines, at least she doesn't have to live with getting caught lip-synching and getting booed off stage.
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inconsequential, untalented younger sibling of an almost-talented older sister, who has been forced down the throats of America's youth by MTV. Unconscious integration through overexposure is the only explanation of her success, which also means, thank the lord, it will be short-lived. It's over bitch!
See also: Jan Brady
I'd make up ridiculous excuses to disguise up my unstoppable ability to be the worst wannabe ever, but I'd hate to be labeled an ashlee simpson.
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She's only famous because of her sister. She has a horrible raspy singing voice and apparently is against lip-synching. Oh sure....
She is NOT punk rock. Just because she has dark hair and wears t-shirts that says 'punk' on it does not make her 'rock 'n roll'. Hell, she doesn't even DESERVE that title!
Also, when it comes to looks, Ashlee Simpson just doesn't cut it. She is ugly and has a rather large nose.
If someone forced me to either listen to Ashlee or Jessica, I'd choose Jessica hands down.
Ashlee Simpson is ugly. Fact.
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shes a stupid fuckin ugly bitch. she only got famous due to her sisters sucess. she thinks hes a rocker but everyone know shes really some stupid fuckin blonde under your black fuckin hair. get a life, STOP SINGING, YOU SUCK
shes fuckin emo that cant sing for shit
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Is a bitch. Is someone you should never trustor you will regret it. Is really fat with tan ugly skin and brown eyes dark hair. Is the rude one. Make everything about herself. Is self centered. When some is rude to her she thinks oh why are the being so rude she's just some small bitch that talks herself up. She is the shortest one. Can't stop herself from saying rude things to others. When she is rude to others it makes herself feel better. She is a malicious rude person know one want to be around. She thinks she's so funny and that people are laughing with her but really there laughing at her. She eats like a pig and has know morals in life. And she is going to have know friends because of her attitude towards others. She is disrespectful towards her parents and friends. She always has something mean to say about other always judging others. She is the type of person everyone hates and dreads having to talk or even go near. Is a spiteful person.Is always a nightmare having to associate with. She is the one to look down on and treat differently is they are not up to her standard. And is extremely rude to those that are better looking, have better home lifes, smarter, nicer, have more friends than her. And she will look for excuses for not to like someone. She is self-conscious and if something she doesn't like is said about her she will make everyone turn against you. She tries to act cool and tough but really she's not.
ashlee bowen is the mean one that is only in ti for herself
a) one of the many talent-less teenage stars of today that seem to be infesting the very world we live in
b) someone who spells her name in the most annoying phoenetic manner
jesus christ can't you spell your name like a fucking regular person, because "ashLEE" is the most annoying thing in the world?
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The epitome of dumb, shallow, and contrived MTV crap.
-Caught lip-synching on SNL
-Got a record deal purely because of her sister
-Has no talent whatsoever. All the synthesizers in the world can't make her screechy, godawful voice sound good.
-Dyed her hair black to try to distinguish herself from her sister, not even remotely attractive to begin with
-Dreadful MTV reality show
-Has some sort of contrived emo/punk thing going on in the background of her videos, about as hardcore or punk as Avril Lavigne
-Songs are written for her, probably with the help of focus groups, complete with bubble gum teen angst lyrics
The sad part is that there are people who actually CAN sing and write good lyrics who will never have the kind of opportunity that has been wasted on her worthless, talentless ass.
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