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The person in front of you on the plane who insists on reclining their seat fully back as soon as the seatbelt light goes off. Once someone is the"asshole" to you, you are basically screwed unless you be an "asshole" to the person behind you as well.
Of course this usually starts an chain reaction, turning the plane into not just a sardine can, but a sardine can stuffed full of "assholes."
I tried not to make eye contact with the lady who sat behind me on the flight to T.O. because i was an asshole to her. But it wasn't my fault, the douche in front of me was the original asshole.
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1. Annoying Self-Satisfying Hedonistic Ostentatiously Ludicrous Egotist
Yeah
2. The Anus
Hey, ASSHOLE, just because you are the life of the party doesn't mean people like you.
Loud mouth, loud shirt... Definitely an ASSHOLE.
Ignore the ASSHOLE, he's just trolling in real life.
That ASSHOLE is making a scene again. Ignore it and it will eventually go away.
She called to complain that it hurt her asshole. I told her suppositories are a bad idea.
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That asshole
your an asshole
IM SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES
Their are assholes everywhere!!!
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Someone that knows a store they shop at exploits workers, exploits suppliers, exploits taxpayers, exploits foreign slave labor, and exploits its own monopolies . . . but doesn't care because they saved a few pennies.
Why is Seshysama an asshole?--shops at Wal*Mart: quod erat demonstrandum.
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An occasional,sometimes chronic sickness caused by an excessive daily overabundance of contact with assholes. Usually in the workplace,but can come from many sources including traffic and local surroundings.
I seem to have come down with a touch of assholitis today.
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(n) a person with no regard for other peoples' feelings; the epidemy of a jerk; a prick; a completely self-centered individual; someone who isn't concerned with how their actions affect other people.
(n) The entrance to one's rectum; an exit-only orifice.
That guy was a real asshole. He shouldn't talk to you like that.
He kicked me right in the asshole!!!
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A inconsiderate person who tries to blame everything on other people. When his one defense make him seems like a jerk
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