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Runaway Asswipe

When you install a new roll of toilet paper and as soon as you leave the room, it unrolls on it's own into a pile on the floor. This leaves you having to keep the roll in a bundle or try a re-roll.

The goddam cat must have started a "runaway asswipe" then strewed it all over the bathroom.

by the Red Ass September 6, 2010


Dipshit Asswipe

Dipshit Asswipe Is primarily used as a n insult

"You're such a Dipshit Asswipe' sighed Billy

by CheezyPotatos September 24, 2017


Royal Asswipe

1. Someone who is a royal (extreme)asswipe; someone who only cares about themself.
2. Someone who is an extreme asshole.

Person 1: Could you help me with the homework?
Person 2: Nah, I don't care.
Person 1: Jeez, you're a royal asswipe.

by CTGreen February 27, 2020

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asswipe stripe

The stripe (or strip) of hair growing from the bottom of the lip. The cultivated and extended soul patch or D-bag tag that grows down the chin and occasionally underneath it.

Dude, I hope that's food caught in that guy's asswipe stripe.

by General Burns October 22, 2008

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asswipe johnson

Loser who takes Message Boards on the internet too seriously.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

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joe asswipe

A person named Joe who acts like a asswipe

Joe Asswipe stop looking a Riley

by fewfjb June 2, 2017


viper the asswiper

viper's true name

oh hey its viper the asswiper

by Joe Schmo III December 24, 2018

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