A Jewish man with a smaller than average mouth and prefers to wank whilst taking a dung
That must be Nick Aston
A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.
Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.
Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!
Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
Two people who love eachother unconditionally <3
They think the world of eachother =)
They will always be faithful and will never hurt eachother.
One day they will get a nice little home together, go on amazing holidays, get married and have gorgeous children.
Will be together happily forever!!
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He is a Try hard and is soooooo sweaty and does Art extension and Music he wants to be the best in the class
Aston meledo the try hard
a rich alpha who is the pimp of yr10, he has 1.2k in his wallet at all times and has stringy bum fluff on his chin. Deadest fifa player alive. Gets 12000 v-bucks everytime he scores in ultimate team, while dan cheers him on while chewing his wood.
Thomas Aston is leng
No wayy is that fat smelly aston, ew!
omg is that fat smelly aston from copse ave?? OMG!!
Aston Key is the name of someone who loves touching children.
Child 1: Ahhhhhh get away from me you Aston Key!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!