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nick aston

A Jewish man with a smaller than average mouth and prefers to wank whilst taking a dung

That must be Nick Aston

by Hgffhb May 13, 2022


Aston Tax

A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.

Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.

Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!

Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.

by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024


mitch and aston

Two people who love eachother unconditionally <3
They think the world of eachother =)
They will always be faithful and will never hurt eachother.
One day they will get a nice little home together, go on amazing holidays, get married and have gorgeous children.
Will be together happily forever!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Mitch and aston!

by astmitch March 22, 2012


Aston Meledo

He is a Try hard and is soooooo sweaty and does Art extension and Music he wants to be the best in the class

Aston meledo the try hard

by Aston Meledo March 11, 2019


Thomas Aston

a rich alpha who is the pimp of yr10, he has 1.2k in his wallet at all times and has stringy bum fluff on his chin. Deadest fifa player alive. Gets 12000 v-bucks everytime he scores in ultimate team, while dan cheers him on while chewing his wood.

Thomas Aston is leng

by buv69 May 23, 2022


fat smelly aston

fatass cunt

No wayy is that fat smelly aston, ew!

omg is that fat smelly aston from copse ave?? OMG!!

by astonhateclub December 13, 2021


aston key

Aston Key is the name of someone who loves touching children.

Child 1: Ahhhhhh get away from me you Aston Key!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!

by jolticz1223 March 16, 2024