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A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.
Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"
Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"
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'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.
Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."
~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"
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When you can't get a full erection and you don't know why. Not quite Erectile Dysfunction, but close.
"Dude, I was about to get it on, but then I started Mourning the Fallen Astronauts."
Weed
Made popular by "Dark Necessities" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
"They're like ice cream for an astronaut. Well that's me looking for weed" Astronaut Ice Cream
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A history or science expert who suggests that extraterrestrials have played a significant role in history on earth. They opine that there are many clues found in ancient ruins and holy books to substantiate this.
Could there be alien connections in the distant past? The ancient astronaut theorist would say "Yes."
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Place where all the girls inna relationship flirt with other dudes, people walk around with spikes on there neck yet we can't wear hats teachers fuck students and delusion sheep's think relationships will last. Seems totally fake right? Only thing fake is makeup, eye lashes, hair, boobs, ass, "god", lips, relationships and personalities
Astronaut High School
Where girls are desperate for attention and Validation
NASA
NEVER ACTUALLY SENT ASTRONAUTS
Everybody know that NASA means never actually sent ASTRONAUTS