Grade 13er

A student who enters college with the expectation that it will be a continuation of high school -- grade 13, if you will. Unprepared, unwilling, and unmotivated are just a few words they subscribe to. The concept of learning repulses and bores them; classes are so much better when answers are served on a silver platter.

Suzy: Man, I hate my college professor. He expects us to study and apply ourselves to our work!

Mark: Quit being a Grade 13er, Suzy. This is college.

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my grades

Terrible. Just awful and painful to look at.

Terrible. Have you seen my grades? They are god awfully painful to look at!

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8th grade

Eighth grade is a living hell for any of it’s participants. Funny enough, if you ask the ninth graders, they’ll say it was a walk in the park. The eighth grade right now is graduating in 2024, so they are one year behind the 2023 thot freshman. That doesn’t mean they’re any less thoty tho, there just thots in training. There’s obviously a clique problem, and everyone’s mean to each other. All the girls have started their periods, which means there’s a lot of crying in the bathroom. Everyday there’s more drama, and the raging hormones from puberty do NOT help. The kids think they are “all that” even though they all wear the same champion shirt and Air Force 1s. Survival tips: play along. It sucks, but it sucks more to be defiant because all the snappy teenage girls will cry and tel the guidance councilor on you. Don’t worry though, 2024. We’re just about half way there. It’ll be over soon enough.

“Ashley looks tired”

“Of course she’s tired, she’s in the 8th grade!!”

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7th grade

used for the time bracket of years to days. usually applied incorrectly in sentences because, seriously, who really remembers 7th grade?

carl: i haven't seen that kid since, like, the 7th grade.
alex: you saw him yesterday.
carl: yeah, whatever d-bag.

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fifth grade

A group of prepubescent kids who think they are 30 because they are on top of the elementary school and curse every sentence in public or in secret (cause elementary school is full of snitches) and try to be "swaggy" and also 5th grade patrols are the worst cause they think that just because they stand in a stupid hallway telling people to walk means that they are cooler then everyone else then report people for no reason and boss others around and try to act tough and lie about doing "manly" stuff like playing rated m games and owning a gun cause they think they are all grown up and big people even though they will go to middle school only to get shitstomped by 7th and 8th graders and get beaten up. To any 5th grader going to middle school, have fun getting raped (:

Fifth grade 1: Ah Fuck i hurt my fucking leg! man fuck this stupid blacktop! my fucking knee is hurting! ah shit my asshole shit shit shit!
Fifth grader 2: Damn your cool since you are fucking cursing like that is fucking cool as shit
Fifth grader 3: I am telling the teacher

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weapons grade

A potentially dangerous substance that has been refined to the point where that potential is fully realised.

This term was originally applied to both uranium and plutonium. U235 is the fissionable isotope, but makes up less that one percent of natural uranium. This has to be increased to 90% (by an extremely laborious process) to produce weapons grade uranium. Plutonium for weapons is generally produced in nuclear reactors (the far more commn U238 is easily transumuted to P239) but again it has to be refined to about 95% purity before it can be used to make a nuclear weapon.

Nowadays anthrax is often referred to as being of 'weapons grade', but the usual term applied to chemical and biological agents is that they have been weaponised. Weaponisation describes the process of making them more potent or virulent, and packaging them for efficient delivery to the target. Weapons grade is the more colorful phrase that looks good on a headline and sounds oh so cool when used by a teen to describe a fart, say, or a fiery chilli. Already a cliche.

A resident of the town of Zmeinogorsk in Altai has handed eight containers of weapons-grade plutonium-239 to the police. Each of the containers handed in by Leonid Grigorov held 50 grams of plutonium. Grigorov planned to receive $8.25 per milligram after reading about rewards for surrendering radioactive material in the local media. However, criminal proceedings were instigated against him for “illegal storage of radioactive substances,” ITAR-TASS news agency reported Tuesday.

Man that J-Lo sure has a weapons grade ass!

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7th Grade

No matter where you are from it's the hardest grade. Thankfully for most it's not that important. Most.... EXCEPT FOR FUCKING BULGARIA, YOU BASTARDS. FOR EVERY FUCKING OTHER COUNTRY IT'S 9TH, BUT NOO, IT HAD TO BE 7TH GRADE. Sorry for that. But why would you give a ducking 14 year old, a life changing decision.

8th Grader: Hey what grade u at
Poor soul: 7th Grade
8th Grader: Im sorry

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