Aussie child

children from Australia that are the comeback kings of the world and have guts

teacher: i have told you to sit down 3 times now
aussie child 1: no thats 4 times Miss

teacher: stop playing with that table
aussie child 1:but miss its too high
aussie child2: no you're to high

Aussie special

When a man Smears a large amount of Vegemite into the persons asshole pours a Victoria bitters down their back so that it trickles into their ass and sprinkles milo onto the concoction then gets a timtam scoops every bit of the flavory goodness and eats it

Aussie special (Used in bed when horny)

Aussie (male)

Someone who would never be so immature as to have written the previous definition.

Aussie males: the hottest, sexiest, most fun men on the planet.

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aussie kiss

cunnilingus (the act of touching a woman's sex organs with the mouth and tongue in order to give sexual pleasure)

Etymology: Aussie kiss is similar to French kiss but from down under
"down under" refers to AUSTRALIA and New Zealand

"I Aussie kissed her for some ten minutes before actually pushing my fucking cock into her hole."

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Aussie Ausbourne

A huge rock star from Australia who bites the heads off of wombats on stage.

-G'day mate, you see Aussie last noyt?
-Aussie Ausbourne? Yeah mate, front row, oym still cahvahd in the blood of mahsupyuls.

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Aussie Kiss

like a "french kiss" but DOWN UNDER

i gave this chick an Aussie Kiss last night

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Aussie Blue

A marijuana strain with a lovely lemony smell. A very rare marijuana that will get you high off one rip.

Man that Aussie Blue was a one hitter quiter.

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