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one of eric cartman's many catchphrases, also the slogan of george bushes 2000 election campaign. Is pronounced 'respect my authoritah'. Also can be used in the imperative to tell someone to do what their told.
"Suck my dick"
"No, it's too big"
"Respect my authority!"
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A person who chooses to: 1.list several things they are going to be doing in the time following the setting of the away message to the time that that they return, 2.explain in unnecessary detail of the adventures that they are partaking in, or 3.someone who is leaving for a trip and decides to leave an extensive list of things they will be doing.
"My friend is such an 'away message author', he completely makes an elaborate story about what he's doing!"
Ex.1.- Hey, i'm not here, i'm going to wal-mart, then to the mall, then to the bathroom, then home, then.....
Ex.2.- i'm gone right now. i'm at the mall with friends. i'm going to go see a movie, pay $3.50 for a bag of popcorn, leave half of the bag uneaten, throw it away, enjoy the movie, leave, go drive to.....
Ex.3.- sorry, im not here, i'm in houston watching a baseball game. so i could be:
a. in a car
b. getting gas
c. eating candy
d. drinking soda
e. watching the game
f. driving home
g. .....
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bitch, shut the fuck up and do what i say
once i kick this guy in the nuts he'll respect my authority
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QANGO responsible for the overseeing of education of tinies in the County of Nottinghamshire. Includes remit for Mansfield Technical College
As part of the "new educationalist" thinking which blighted the UK in the 60s and 70s, adheres to the premise it is not necessary to teach grammar.
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one of Eric Cartman´s many catch phrases in the show of South Park. the phrase is used to enforce a sentence that is used to tell someone to do so something
–He does never listen.
–Once I kick him in the nuts he will respect my authority, just go to him.
–no way dude.
–Respect my authority!
Its when a fatass wants people to respect his/her authority.
Im a cop, and you should respect my authority.
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- noun (author)1. Female author living in the United States. 2. Wiked Witch of FanFiction. 3.Demoness who has found a legal way to torture people. -For more information check your upcoming obituary-
Melimsah evil author, Evil, satanic, love of torture, demon
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