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February 14th, the day that every single man realizes "Damn, I forgot to get a girlfriend." Usually the wiser of the men realize this days ahead based on the many pink and red hearts and fluffy overpriced things found as they go to purchase their beer, or perhaps whilst sitting on the couch enjoying the rerun of 'Independence Day' realizing that every other television advertisement contains the word 'love' or a suggestion to the holiday most refer to as "Valentine's day".
Singles Awareness Day is also abbreviated "SAD" which can be found quite fitting to many people, ironic to the people in relationships, and quite clever to those who don't give a shit either way.
Boy: "Happy Valentine's Day!"
Girl: "Happy Singles Awareness Day!"
*slaps boy in the face and walks off*
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otherwise known as Valentine's Day, when people celebrate their love for each other. Occurring on the 14th of February, this day reminds those who do not have a Valentine of their singleness. Contrary to popular belief, this holiday celebrates not only romantic love, but also love between family and friends. Please remember your single friends on Valentine's Day! (you assholes.)
"Happy Single Awareness Day."
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This day is on February 14, which is the day that it dawns on you that you are alone.
Often when everyone else has a valentine.
(also the acronym for it is SAD)
Kelly: So me and Jim are going to the movies on Valentine's day, what are you doing?
Sally: Well I'll do what I do every year on single-awareness day; i'll watch chick flicks and eat until I become even less attractive.
Kelly: Wow thanks for killing my mood.
Sally: No prob.
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Occuring on may 23, thot awareness day is used to honor our fallen thot patrol members, who died to thottery. You must wear red, black, or grey.
Hey home, thot awareness day tommorow.
The little voice in the back of your head that warns when something could end poorly for you. Commonly confused with the conscience. A Nagging Self-Awareness is different from a conscience in the sense that, while a conscience generally stops one from doing something that could harm, or hinder everyone involved, a Nagging Self-Awareness tends only to speak up when it's owner in particular stands to lose something from the deal.
"Ol' Frank always did have a talent for ignoring his Nagging Self-Awareness."
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February 14 (valentine's day, of course, for those who are in a relationship) For those without a significant other, the advertisements, cards, flowers and attention given to this particular day make one acutely aware of one's lack of couplehood.
For Singles Awareness Day, I bought myself great chocolate, sexy heels and a new pair of earrings. It helped me avoid the desperate action of finding a man to date just so I wasn't alone on V-Day.
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a place that is complete zen with no bothers or worries and the person is completely aware of this; can be a state of mind or an actual physical place.
"I remember lying in the forest with only the sounds of nature, wind blowing through my hair and leaves at my feet. Truly it was a sea of blissful awareness
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