Drop on the Y axis

When a friend does something that is particularly unfriendly. Anytime someone does something mean or inappropriate.

Originated from "Flight of the Conchords" when Murray shows Jemaine and Bret his "friends chart." The y axis on Murray's friend chart represents the level of friendship and the x axis shows the time line.

When Bret and Jemaine are mean to Murray and his other friend they are dropped on the y axis to the point of being at the "stranger" level on the chart.

Murray: "You drilled holes in my desk. That's a drop on the y axis..."

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Axis 2 Vibes

The feeling of confusion that occurs when interacting with someone with a personality disorder. Where you know it’s just going to go poorly, but they’ve already started to tangle you in their web of dysfunction.

‘Hey, this stripper gave me her number. She’s so hot, but I’m getting Axis 2 vibes’

x-axis gun

By executing physical science's right-hand rule, point the x-axis direction pointer finger at the target and motion trigger-pulling my moving the third, fourth, and fifth fingers (the y-axis direction) while making gun noises with your mouth

The problem required finding the direction that the magnetic force pointed in which was difficult; therefore Sir Isaac Newton took his frustration out on the problem by shooting it with his x-axis gun.

center axis relock

Center Axis Relock (CAR) is a shooting system primarily intended for close quarters battle invented by Paul Castle.

The CAR system features a bladed stance (the shooter's weak-side shoulder facing the target), a close-to-body firearm hold, and sighted or non-sighted fire as the situation dictates. This differs from other shooting styles such as the Weaver which feature a more squared stance (i.e. facing the target more squarely) with the pistol held squarely in front of the face and some form of sighted fire.

The CAR system is primarily intended for handgun shooting although it can also be used with long guns, batons, tasers and OC sprays.

damn he shoot all of them fast using the center axis relock. i could not shoot that fast.

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Axis of Evil

Risky region that jeopardize from time to time presidents' political mightiness.

Hey Bill, why don't you set your cigar in my Axis of Evil?

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-7 on the y axis

What you should tell strangers your age is because they are creepy and will remember stuff like that.

Creepy Pedophile: Hey you! How old are you?
Smart Kid: -7 on the Y axis!
Creepy Pedophile: WTF?
Smart Kid: *runs away*

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Axis of Evil

its not about oil you fucking idiots

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