/b/

A cancer ridden hole that used to be a place where people could go post whatever they wanted to and say whatever they wanted to without persecution. It was once a dark place that most people refused to enter for fear of gore and child porn, a reputation the board earned within a few years of its creation due to there being no rules and very lax admins who just didn't seem to give a fuck. A place where people waged war against websites for socially normal people such as Facebook and 9Gag with internet raids and Denial Of Service attacks just for the fun of it. It was the most chaotic and fun board on the internet throughout most of the 00s.

Sadly that all changed just a few years back thanks to a group of legendary faggots known as Anonymous.

With the public recognition of Anonymous back in 2008 came the inevitable public recognition of /b/, with thousands looking up 4Chan to see where these new "heroes" had come from and what they saw did not please them. Almost all of these newcomers were disgusted by what they saw.

However instead of staying away from 4Chan like you'd expect these people to many of them stayed, flooding the board with tame and uninteresting posts that demoted this unique den of hatred and immorality as they tried their hardest to mold the board until it took the shape of any other regular internet message board and after 5 years they have succeeded.

Newfag:h3y wot is ur fav part about 4chon?!?!?!?!
Oldfag:4Chan stopped being interesting years ago along with /b/
Newfag:WOT U ON ABOUT 4CHAN IS VERY INTERSTING U FUKING FAG
OldFag:Not since Anonymous hit, now it's just like any other message board
Newfag:NO U R JUS LE EDGY HATER 3EDGY5ME U FUKIN FAG Y DON U JUS LEAF?
Oldfag:Isn't it past your bed time?

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/b/

The people before me need to read the rules

Hey, everyone! Would you like to know what /b/ is?

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B

Beautiful
Bestie
Bae
Be all and end all
A nickname of a person you hold dear

Yo B, what you saying ???
B, could you pass me a cup......

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<B

The reciprocal opposite of <3.
To LOATHE.

Guy: I <B you all!
Girl: <B you too... asshole...

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B

Your bitch, homie, best friend

1:“Hey b wanna come to the movies”
2:“Yeah sure b”

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<:^{B)

Face used when describing someone with a eagle/hawk-like appearance with a curled up lip and dinosaur teeth.

she looks like <:^{B)

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/b/

The toilet bowl of the internet. Where countless people lacking lives converge in order to show off just how sick they are. An extremely scary place, not for the faint of heart.

I dare you to stay away from it now.

Kid one: Yesterday, Henry framed me for murder. Man am I pissed at that guy.
Kid two: Harsh, man, what are you gonna do to get back at him?
Kid One: I told him to go to /b/
Kid two: You bastard! Don't you have a heart???

Meanwhile, Henry is found to have spontaneously combusted by his computer. The authorities are puzzled.

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