The Bl-jack Death

an incurable illness brought on by too much exposure to the dark side of the internet, symptoms include trauma, uncontrollable flashbacks, nausea, insomnia, paranoia and psychosis.

"man everytime i sleep i keep seeing images of that dead guys dick with a nail through it, i think iv got the bl-jack death"

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bl♤ze

One with a dick the size of a pea and like to be call "Daddy" by people

Omg my boyfriend is such a bl♤ze

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BL on her T

1)to blow a load on a girls tits
2)to ejaculate on a girls brests

Did you get to BL on her T?

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xx bl de xx

Known as ''Blixx'' or "Blade".

Probably the most easy-going 99Runecrafter in Runescape.
You can find him owning nerds, no-lifers, mods and noobs in Clan Wars W68 with his 3rd age melee armour and Samsors the Sgs.

He hates P-Mods.

Holy crap, Xx Bl De Xx is owning Norsk poeple again, Pile jump him!

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gl hf dd ka hh jk gd oe iw ky mf ay ja sf cl ds jk oa in ia nk hh hf bl

A term used in Warcraft II: Battle Net edition by
-DiamondBolt
-Zeldaroolz
-CrimsonShadows
Literally meaning
"Good luck, have fun, don't die, kick ass, ha ha, just kidding. Go die, or else I will kick your mother fucking ass you jackass shitfaced cocklicking dicksucker. Just kidding! Or am I? No I am not kidding. Ha ha, have fun, bad luck."
It is only succesfully typed within the alotted 5 seconds approxamitely 33% of the time.

noob1: start
noob2: go
noob1: fucking start
leader: O-FUCKING-KAY
CrimsonShadows: gl hf dd ka hh jk gd oe iw ky mf ay ja sf cl ds jk oa in ia nk hh hf bl
noob3: wot
noob1: wtf

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Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)

These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'

'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'

'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'

BL FANFIC

When sam was a little boy, he met another boy like him at a boot camp. They instantly became BFFS and 15 years later on cristmas , sam went to georgies ( his BFF) house and went into his bedroom and kissed him goodnight, before they cuddles as sam hushes georgie to sleep (GEORGIE IS AN UWU SUSSY BABY DIAPER PET FURRY BOI)

I SAID BL FANFIC