BMW

BMW: shortened for Big Morning Wood.

- Jane: My grandpa wakes up with Big Morning Wood every morning & has sex with my grandma, the only time he can make love with her. Hehehe!
- Khalaf wakeS up with BMW very morning, its normal
- Every guy usually wakes up with a woody, otherwise people will say he’s expired.
- Some people say if you wake up with morning wood, it’s just normal. If you don’t, it’s a physical problem.

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BMW

Also means "Be My Wife".

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A car driven by wankers

Dave: "Hey, look at that guy with the awesome tan driving a new BMW M3 convertible full of gorgeous chicks."

Mike: "I know for a fact he sleeps on a sunbed, so no way is he dicking any of them. He's just a fucking wanker."

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Acronym for big-mouthed woman

Boy: Susan is SO HOT!
Girl: Don't even get me started on her. She is a BMW.

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BMW

Black Man Working

-Any black man driving a BMW vehicle must have some type of job.
-Gold digging women assuming a working black man drives a nice car such as a BMW

"-Why is she messin around with him, shes a bum
-Oh no, she knows whats pop'n, she got a BMW"

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A girl who's a quadruple threat...smart, funny, rich & and hoTTer thn lava...

simply the best, better than all the rest!

Why are you so jealous?

Because that bmw's boyfriend gave her 100'000's of dollars and i don't get shit!

She makes more in interest in a year alone than I make in 5 years on welfare checks.

Plus guys chase after her and they dont like me.

Damn, I wish I was a BMW!

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BMW

1). An expensive ass car

2). Big Mexican Wiener

" Bill bought me a brand new BMW"

" she told me i had a BMW "

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