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The day where boobs must be celebrated! The internet definition date of National Boob Day is August 2.
Hey do you know what day national boob day is?
Yeah I looked it up and it says August 2nd!
it's not a fuckin thing you horny fuck. go jump off a damn bridge if you think it's okay to grab a girls tits, you fucking bastard.
dude 1: "it's national grab boob day! let's go grab some tits!"
dude 2: "are you actually serious? you're fucking disgusting"
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FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.
Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”
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national boob appreciation day is on june 30th
dude 1: hey dude did you know today is boob appreciation day
dude 2: nah bro that’s crazy
It’s national show me your boobs day!!! Show me them please
You show me your boobs now?? Please?? It’s national boobs day
Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.
Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*
February second is national boobs appreciation day! Where we appreciate boobs of all sizes big and small. Make sure to tell all of your friends you love their boobs and you may even get a peek!
Sarah: what day is it today?
John: February 2nd of course, national boobs appreciation day!
Sarah: oh wow then here is your gift!