bacon

A Police Officer who is giving you a hard time, or being a "dick".

That bacon was all over my ass, i didnt do shit.

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Baconing

n. A common cure for most diseases. However, because of its
deliciousness and addictiveness, it has been outlawed in most areas. Similiar to medicinal marijuana

v. To bacon is to apply the ideals of the bacon-like nature to any situation.

Alex: "David, I got aids from that ho last night."
David: "Don't worry, I'll get the bacon."

David: "Dude, I got an F in spanish."
Alex: "Baconing?" *Pulls out bacon, milestone reached*

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Baconing

The action of whipping someone's bottom or ear using the fingertips of a relaxed hand, to cause the recipient pain and mild humiliation. Baconing of the ear is particularly painful on a cold day. Etymology thought to originate from schools of the Isle of Wight in the mid-1990s.

"I just got a right bad baconing from John."

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Bacon

1. An oppressed person or group.

2. The most oppressed and hated group on Roblox.

No more oppression! Rise up, all my Bacons rise up!

How did those team C Bacons win the game?

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me. Such is the life...of a Bacon.

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Bacon

The main reason you are not a vegetarian

That bacon was so good I swear I could never be a vegetarian

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Bacon

n. A UK prison slang term. its an umbrella term for grasses (informants), nonces (pedophiles and rapists).

Prisoner 1: "Did you hear what Bob did today when the bacons were out in the C block exercise yard?

Prisoner 2: "No, what happened?"

Prisoner 1: "He threw the contents of his slops bucket out his window all over a group of them walking underneath."

Prisoner 2: "HAHAHAHAHA, serves them right the scum-filth-bastards that they are. They gonna stink for a week!!"

Or: "When that bacon 'Jimmy-the -grass' comes out of his cell for association today, plug him with this shank"

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+Bacon

1. A term used on W-F meaning plus reputation. Thanks to theonlydann it is now taking the place of +rep the most common formerly used phrase on Weed-Forums.

"Yo that's some dank right there Gasm +Bacon"

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