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Spazz-badge....the Blue badge that disabled drivers display to get parking concessions.
Hey....don't forget the Spazz-badge....the traffic wardens are shit-hot handing out parking tickets down there today!
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Another word for the Teal colored Ribbon that symbolizes "Ovarian Cancer Awarness"
Carrie did you get your "Vag Badge" magnet at the Benefit? I already put mine on my car to show support for my Aunt that died from Ovarian Cancer.
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Your Mom was really polishing the badge last nigth. I've never felt so fresh.
A mark, such as a scar or wound, that could have been prevented if one ridiculously obvious precautionary action had been taken.
I earned my idiot badge today by scalding my tongue with a freshly poured cup of hot coffee.
Bob failed to properly unload his gun before cleaning it. Therefore, that bullet hole in his leg is his idiot badge.
When one officer or official tries to come in to take control of a situation from another by flashing his identification, only to find out that the man that's already there has more authority, which he proves by showing his identification.
I went downtown to check out the crime scene, but that douche from the FBI out-badged me!
A wank badge is a moustache, as the majority of those who have a moustache are wankers. Eg. Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussain, Burt Reynolds.
Dave, you look like a idiot, why did you grow that wank badge all over your top lip?
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Any visible accessory (t-shirt, tat, jewelry, bumper sticker, etc) that would clearly indicate that a guy is a douche bag.
girl1: "I can't believe that guy asked me out and then hooked up with my roommate the same day."
girl2: "Why not? You didn't notice the naked tat of his ex on his forearm? I saw that douche badge a mile away."
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