Bagel

Slang term for a spliff; a large cigarette with cannabis inside.

"Pass the bagel."

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bagel

Another word for dryhumping.

"Steve and I bageled all night, and he had blue balls for four hours afterword."

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Russian bagel

A secret code for porn

Dude, want to watch some Russian bagel?

Hope bagels

Something that gives you a lot of hope
Nagito Komedea eats them daily.

Nagito:WANT SOME HOPE BAGELS!?
Hajime:Wut?

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bagel hoarder

A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.

I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.

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Hope Bagel

A Hope Bagel is a no ordinary bagel, it has been touched wholesomely by thy Nagito Komaeda aka " big hope daddy ".After every 69 years, A hope bagel is born by its maker, Nagito Komaeda.It is made by getting Hajime's limbs and blending them with " the big hope " and is poured into a fine bagel batter, then its is baked at 711 degrees.And boom, a none like any other, Hope Bagel.

person A: Look, its thy Hope bagel, mother! Person B: why are you this way.

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Bagel

The word Bagel is a slang term for a 10GBP wrap of Heroin in the UK.

I have just scored off of bill and he said hes only got a couple Bagels left, so if i was you i would see him quickly before he sells out.

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