ballsack noodle

a hidden menu item you can order from any restaurant or retail shop

pronounced (BULLSZACK-KNEWDULL)

hello waitress you have a phat ass, maybe i please have the infamous ballsack noodle?

Ballsack Yolking

The act of pulling down on ones testicles and letting go this causing them to slap against the bottom of the shaft

Man see that guy over there he's always hard I guess he does major ballsack Yolking

Ballsack slurpee

When a male smells like balls and Dick but he's still cute

Me: hi babe
Babe:(was just touching his junk) hey babe.
Me: ummm babe you smell like ballsack slurpee

Leaky Ballsack

An extreme debby downer, a stick in the mud.

Guy1: You wanna go to this party man? There will be lots of cute girls

Guy2: Nah man, I have to clean my room and do homework.

Guy1: OMG You're such a leaky ballsack

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Vaccinated ballsack

Also known as “the vaxxed sack”, a vaccinated ballsack is simply the Moderna, Pfizer, and Johnson & Johnson vaccine that you inject into your ballsacks for complete immunity from Covid 19. There is proven research out there that 1/ everyone person in the world has gotten the ballsack vaccine & has never gotten Covid which proves it’s true power. Some pros are enlarged ballsacks, increased sperm count, increased sex drive, a rage for animal porn, an interest in shoving pencils up your asshole, and when you produce offspring and buss a nut into that stinky pussy just know those kids will come out of the womb full grown adults.

Nick: “hey guys was really wondering if I should get the vaccine, it seems really effective”
Racist: “don’t kid yourself, the vaccine ejected into your arm is a hoax, ever heard of the ballsack vaccine that leads to a vaccinated ballsack”
Nick: “no, I’m listening”
Racist: “here I have some dark web samples of Pfizer u can try. Also here’s a used needle from my heroine use”
Nick: “awesome man you’re the best”
…10 mins later…
Nick:” dude this is sick!!! My ballsack is huge and I feel like I can fuck anything that has a pulse! Thanks so much sir racist”
Racist: “some say I’m a misunderstood genius, some simply say I’m a genius. Bottom line, you’re welcome”

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Ballsack Mohawk

1.when you shave your pubes into a mohawk, the mohawk must extent from you taint to your dick with no other hair in the pubic region

I need help shaving my balls into a ballsack mohawk.

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Ballsack Fever

Males ready to suck some balls until they see how big black and crusty they are and become a state of frozen and can't do anything about the imminent rape.

Joey had ballsack fever last month. We haven't heard from him since.

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